RUKUS

Forged under the Icelandic volcanoes, descended the first pink pilates princesses, following our forefathers footsteps, Rukus is now a multi-level marketing scheme, conquering the stock market, and the first company to officially sell a pill to counter the grapefruit addiction that was plaguing Norway for the past decade. Do not take Rukus if you are pregnant or your name is Kevin Bacon.

Side effects of Ruckus include: utter amazement, joy, childish whimsy, hot girl fever, cardiac arrest, and the cure to cancer. Please consult a doctor before taking Rukus.

Some quotes from our customers:

“I haven’t had a grapefruit in months. Thanks Rukus!”

“My favorite part is when they said ‘it was Rukusing time’ and they started Rukusing.”